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80+ Bad Golf Puns That You
80+ Bad Golf Puns That You
Can’t Help But Laugh At
Looking for the best golf puns? Whether you’re out on the golf course or hanging around the water cooler, our collection of golf puns will lighten the mood with some tee-riffic humour. Your friends who play golf will cackle, and those who don’t might just think you’ve got some great dad jokes. Check out our un-fore-gettable list of golf puns below!
★ The Best Golf Puns, Jokes & One-Liners ★
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Funniest Golf Puns
This is my cup of tee
How about a spot of tee?
Let it tee
All bets par off
It’s a tee-utiful day
Let’s par-tee!
You’re the best, by par
Stay humble and put your eagle aside
What a load of trap!
I’m at a loss fore words!
Are you making a cry fore help?
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Driving Golf Puns
As par as the eye can see
You drive me crazy
Shut up and drive
A stroke of luck!
Take a drive
Nose drive
Drive had it up to my eyeballs
Drive right in
Crash drive
Drive never said that!
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Putting Golf Puns
No ifs, ands, or putts
Quit wasting time puttering around
Down putt not out
Putter luck next time
Putter late than never
Careful there, putter fingers!
Social putterfly
The putterfly effect
Putter face
Bread and putter
I’ve got a putter idea
Appeal to your putter judgment
I couldn’t putt it down
I wouldn’t putt it past them
I’m feeling a bit putt out
To putt a long story short
Don’t putt corners!
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Family-Friendly Puns
Catch me riding birdie
It’s ball or nothing
A chip off the old block
Not all men are created eagle
Course language
Of course!
Stop coursing, there are kids around!
I peg your pardon?
Birdie little secrets
To the start of a beautiful friend-chip
I love you with all of my golf cart
I’ll take a club of coffee
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Lighthearted Golf Puns
I’m just asking fore a friend
This is all fore the best
You’re un-fore-gettable
Get down and hit the fore
Fore-get me nots
Nice shot, shankapotamus
What a chip shot
That’s not really my club of tee
I sure have a hole lot of love for this game
As par usual
You get a gold par
A bar is born
It’s a hole new game
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Favourite Golf Puns
I’m reviewing the course material
You are tee-rific
It’s club-bering time
Green and bear it
You must strike while the iron is hot
Over the hills and fore away
It’s all fore the best
Everybody trap your hands
Money doesn’t grow on tees
Lit up like a Christmas tee!
Bread always falls putter side down
Balls well that ends well!
Caught with your hand in the cookie par
Par none
No holds parred
Behind pars
Raise the par
07
Jetsetting Golf Puns
My golf ball is floating near the Persian Golf
Traveling around the golf coast
I’ll be flying on a golf-steam jet
In the golf of Mexico
08
Pop Culture Golf Puns
I am the golf father
Let’s do the bogey-woogie
May the course be with you
Remember the fore fathers
The Bogey-man
To tee or not to tee?
I am Iron Man
I rule with an iron fist
I sit on the Iron Throne
This guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff
Golf forth and prosper
Float like a butterfly, sting like a tee
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Crowd-Pleasing Golf Puns
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do
I golf you on my mind
Good times as par as the eye can see
Putter late than never!
Golfing on election day? Make sure you cast an absent-tee ballot!
Address the golf ball. Hello, ball!
Swinging in the rain
Ill-eagle
Peg and barrow
He’s going fore in life
Don’t get a tee in your bonnet
We all get equal opportuni-tees
I’ll tee up the loose ends
It’s a hole new ball game
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Bonus: Funny Golf Jokes & Puns
Q: Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them?
A: In case they get a hole in one.
Q: How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Fore!
Q: What’s the best quality in a golf partner?
A: They play worse than you do!
Q: What do you call a wizard who can turn himself into a golf club?
A: Harry Putter.
Q: Did you know? Golf is just an expensive way of playing marbles.
Q: What’s a golfer’s favourite dance move?
A: The Bogey.
Q: What do golfers do on their days off?
A: Putter around.
Q: Golf is the easiest game in the world.
A: It’s just really hard to play.
Q: Why did the golfer need new socks?
A: He had a hole in one.
Q: What did Master Yoda say when Luke sliced the ball onto the next fairway over?
A: May the Fores be with you.
Q: Did you know the game of golf is 90% mental?
A: And 10% mental.
Q: What are the three tried and true methods to improving your game?
A: Practice, study the pros, and cheat your ass off.
Q: No matter how badly you play, always remember:
A: It’s possible to play even worse.
Q: Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
A: He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
Q: What’s a golfer’s favourite bird?
A: Any birdie will do.
Q: Golf is a lot like taxes.
A: You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
Q: Did you know golf balls are like eggs?
A: They’re white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
Q: Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
A: Clubbing.
Q: What’s a golfer’s worst nightmare?
A: The Bogeyman.
Q: Where do ghosts play golf?
A: On the golf corpse.
Q: What’s the easiest shot in golf?
A: Your fourth putt.
Q: The only problem with golf?
A: The fast groups are always behind you and the slow groups are always ahead of you.
Q: Wife: I’m sick of your obsession with golf! Husband: Why?
A: Because it’s driving a wedge between us?
Q: Golf is what you play when…
A: You’re too out of shape for softball.
Q: Why do golfers hate cake?
A: They might get a slice.
Q: I once played a course that was so tough…
A: I lost two balls in the ball washer!
Q: Your game is so bad…
A: You had to have your ball retriever re-gripped!
Q: When is the golf course too wet to play golf?
A: When your golf cart capsizes.
Q: What are a golfer’s favourite flowers?
A: Fore-get me nots.
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Final Golf Pun Thoughts
Golf puns are great for keeping your friends entertained on the golf course. Of course, while we’re all having fun, it’s also worth knowing the official Rules of Golf from the R&A — just so you know which rules you’re bending! When you’re ready to stop joking around and improve your game, Proper Golfing is here to help.
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